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ian c
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« on: June 19, 2010, 08:24:17 am »

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck


And last, but certainly not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.
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i spent half my money on beer , cars , and women .

the other half , i just wasted .

(o\ ! /o)
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 15:39:05 pm »

HAHAHA!!! Thanks, Ian. I hope that you're doing well, my friend.
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ian c
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 23:06:53 pm »

doin good thanks buddy .
everything good with you ?
missed bug-in and the classic but will see you soon  Wink
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i spent half my money on beer , cars , and women .

the other half , i just wasted .

(o\ ! /o)
Rennsurfer
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2010, 04:10:27 am »

doin good thanks buddy .
everything good with you ?
missed bug-in and the classic but will see you soon  Wink

Doing GREAT, actually... my older son graduated high school, tomorrow we're gonna hit some skateparks, and I really can't complain. Call me when you're able to go get a pint or some tea.
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2010, 19:18:28 pm »

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck


And last, but certainly not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.


Ha!! so true Grin
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