Superb story about Doug M's Ghia, delighted i was there when he found out, not sure about the haircut but times change....
Cant wait to touch this car next month

WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Calm down, fella, who said anything about TOUCHING?
Just kidding: Bring polish and I'll let you rub it...
[Fastbrit ought to chime in here any second with some lewd misinterpretation...]