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Title: My Old Girlfriend Post by: Sarge on September 03, 2009, 22:41:55 pm I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called out-of-the-blue to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit old and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!
So I told her to forget it. Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: Carlos De Alba on September 03, 2009, 23:05:11 pm :o
Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: V8Square on September 03, 2009, 23:20:44 pm But, as my wife always says, "she's got a pretty face". Gotta love it, or do you?
Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: Lee.C on September 04, 2009, 00:08:09 am I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called out-of-the-blue to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit old and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself! So I told her to forget it. LOL LOL LOL ;) Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: Rick Meredith on September 04, 2009, 00:55:28 am A piece in every crease! ;D
Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: vwcab on September 04, 2009, 13:42:00 pm ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: holmsen on September 04, 2009, 16:00:48 pm Dont like her,looks like she's a fake blonde :o
Title: Re: My Old Girlfriend Post by: johnl on September 04, 2009, 17:08:04 pm Dont like her,looks like she's a fake blonde :o Don't be so shallow. I'm sure she has a great personality. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) |