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Title: Top 10 Country Western Songs Post by: Sarge on December 16, 2009, 21:25:43 pm 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Title: Re: Top 10 Country Western Songs Post by: Neil Davies on December 18, 2009, 09:37:53 am There is a C&W band called Howlin Willie C*nt (really! I've got their album, "World Of Filth"!) who also have some genius song titles:
"Your Heart Belongs To Jesus But Your Ass Belongs To Me" "Say It With Herpes" "Homosexual Punchbag In A Wheelchair" "I'd Rather Have A Dick In My Ass Than Have You In My Heart" "C*nts On Roads" (a cover of Country Roads about road rage!) And the most subtle reworking of Glen Campbell's Witchita Lineman - "Columbian Lineman", about drug deals gone bad! It's so offensive, on so many levels that it just happens to be one of the best albums I've ever bought! :D |