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Tyre kicking => Off Topic => Topic started by: streetvw on February 21, 2012, 08:33:30 am



Title: joke thread
Post by: streetvw on February 21, 2012, 08:33:30 am
I'll start  ;D

The wife was asking what I was doing on the computer last night.
 
I told her I was looking for cheap flights
 
"I love you!" she yelled, then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blowjob ever.
 
Which was odd, because she's never shown an interest in darts before.


Title: Re: joke thread
Post by: bugnut68 on February 24, 2012, 02:25:36 am
How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.