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Title: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 09, 2008, 23:01:54 pm Can anyone top this Kentucky waterfall?
Or as he calls it Ape Drape Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 09, 2008, 23:19:01 pm Ratto in 5 years!!! ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Sarge on January 10, 2008, 00:02:55 am My $.02 ::) ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:07:42 am ::)
you fu%%ing guys......nuthin' better to do! ::) ::) ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:09:03 am ok ok.........one more ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:09:43 am no engine case on the bedroom rug or 94mm pistons though!
;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:21:54 am Isnt there an old picture of carlos with a meximullet
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:24:24 am two against one?? WTF?? :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:25:22 am two against one?? WTF?? :D :D :D Holy shit this is fun ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:26:53 am two against one?? WTF?? :D :D :D Holy shit this is fun ;D :D :D :D ........ No shit...... Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:29:05 am Im laughing so hard right now I may vomit :-[
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:30:00 am I'm laughing so hard the customer on the phone with me got pissed and closed his account!!!!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:30:49 am if you really want to vomit just look at Ratto's pic ("drag" - Racing) :D :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:32:11 am Can repost that picture for those who missed ir ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:32:41 am Can repost that picture for those who missed ir ;D >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(naw you don't need to! >:( >:( >:( >:( Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:33:09 am Can repost that picture for those who missed ir ;D I think you should............ ;D :-* Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:34:11 am Can repost that picture for those who missed ir ;D I think you should............ ;D :-* no way Mr. Matador. >:( Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:34:21 am Oh I think you should ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 00:35:18 am Carlos, post that pic i sent of Sheep wearing a pillowcase for underwear.
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 10, 2008, 00:36:59 am Carlos, post that pic i sent of Sheep wearing a pillowcase for underwear. Yeah I would like to see that one ::) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 10, 2008, 00:38:45 am Carlos, post that pic i sent of Sheep wearing a pillowcase for underwear. I will...........give me 5 minutes............ Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 10, 2008, 23:52:57 pm Carlos since you now have ability to post videos up...
you oughta share that vid of you stripping out of your matador getup, to the tune "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones. ;) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 11, 2008, 00:10:51 am :-[ ......... that is private!!!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 14, 2008, 23:42:51 pm I just wanted to see this topic at the top of the board again. hahahaaha ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Tony M on January 18, 2008, 19:04:00 pm hope this works - jims new mullet
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 18, 2008, 20:55:46 pm alright, even Tony is bagging on me now. :-\
that's cool, Tony, you're still my friend. Have a nice day. :) oh and let me know when you want that deal on the 78mm crank... ;) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 18, 2008, 20:56:47 pm If we didn't bag on ya, how would you know we like ya?
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Tony M on January 18, 2008, 21:04:10 pm Jim you know how to butt hurt a guy - and yes i'm still your friend - rick is right - because we all like you
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 18, 2008, 21:05:56 pm Jim you know how to butt hurt a guy - and yes i'm still your friend - rick is right - because we all like you I am lucky to have such good "friends", like you guys. Let me know how I can ever help you, buddy. :) Running Down a Dream.... ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: louisb on January 18, 2008, 21:07:17 pm Jim you know how to butt hurt a guy - and yes i'm still your friend - rick is right - because we all like you We do? :D --louis Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: nicolas on January 18, 2008, 21:16:05 pm can't help myself, but this topic has my full attention
please send the picture off Jims mullet to: www.ratemymullet.com (http://www.ratemymullet.com) ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: louisb on January 18, 2008, 21:21:33 pm In drag? ;D
(http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/dyke.jpg) --louis Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Tony M on January 18, 2008, 21:50:47 pm keep them comming - great link - sorry jim ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on January 18, 2008, 22:07:40 pm keep them comming - great link - sorry jim ;) ;) ;) you better be..... hahahaha ;D no more sending your employee down to get obliterated in my garage. Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Tony M on January 18, 2008, 22:58:34 pm I am not in control of him when he's not at work - and i'm not sorry!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: speedwell on January 18, 2008, 23:15:26 pm ;D ;D ;D what the f%*k here ::) ::) is this redneck lounge ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 18, 2008, 23:20:41 pm ::) ::) ::)
:D :D :D ---------------- Now playing: The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+vandals/track/i've+got+an+ape+drape) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 18, 2008, 23:31:07 pm http://www.youtube.com/v/9YKXHbnsShA&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: nicolas on January 19, 2008, 09:17:55 am ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ---------------- Now playing: The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+vandals/track/i've+got+an+ape+drape) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/) a very good song and it talks about riverside... callook birthplace OC Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 23, 2008, 19:29:42 pm :'( Sorry Ratto !!!!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 23, 2008, 19:33:11 pm Now he's lost his "edge" ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 23, 2008, 19:42:44 pm ok..........one more and it ends........... :D :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 23, 2008, 23:30:26 pm Holy crap!!!! that hillbilly looks just like a young version of Ratto, holy shit, hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 23, 2008, 23:34:35 pm The dangle earing is the crowning touch!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 23, 2008, 23:40:36 pm :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on January 24, 2008, 01:00:34 am The dangle earing is the crowning touch! Jim had that same earing, except it was a tigers tooth or a eagle tallon, I cant remeber which, but he thought he was a bad ass. Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: The Ideaman on January 24, 2008, 04:10:40 am ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ---------------- Now playing: The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+vandals/track/i've+got+an+ape+drape) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/) a very good song and it talks about riverside... callook birthplace OC Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on January 24, 2008, 05:01:07 am ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ---------------- Now playing: The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+vandals/track/i've+got+an+ape+drape) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/) a very good song and it talks about riverside... callook birthplace OC Yep you're right! Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: nicolas on January 24, 2008, 21:59:47 pm ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ---------------- Now playing: The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+vandals/track/i've+got+an+ape+drape) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/) a very good song and it talks about riverside... callook birthplace OC Yep you're right! OOPS i did it again. Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on February 21, 2008, 01:06:23 am :D :D :D :D
hey!! his DUI picture!! Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on February 21, 2008, 01:13:21 am Nice avatar Carlos!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on February 21, 2008, 01:15:30 am :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: stealth67vw on February 21, 2008, 01:41:09 am remember Bates with mullet? ;D I was a bad ass mofo back then. I once beat up a man with no arms. :o Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: speedwell on February 21, 2008, 06:57:02 am watch bill in 91 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on March 04, 2008, 01:23:19 am Just had to see this topic on top again ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on March 04, 2008, 01:31:58 am :D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on March 04, 2008, 01:38:40 am hahahahahha WTF is that ???
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: bmxnut65 on March 04, 2008, 21:07:36 pm He must be from Fontucky. Nothing like a Kentucky waterfall
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: speedwell on March 04, 2008, 21:11:18 pm hahahahahha WTF is that ??? i agree with you sheepTitle: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rick Meredith on March 04, 2008, 23:28:27 pm He must be from Fontucky. Nothing like a Kentucky waterfall Norco Neckwarmer! ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Carlos De Alba on March 04, 2008, 23:29:12 pm He must be from Fontucky. Nothing like a Kentucky waterfall Norco Neckwarmer! ;D more like Simi Valley waterfall........ :D :D :D ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: ApeLatex on March 11, 2008, 05:01:57 am ok..........one more and it ends........... :D :D Missing the bolo tie. Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on July 16, 2008, 03:20:05 am I just had to see this topic brought back up!!!!
I wonder if Jims son will have a mullet. PUI ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: stealth67vw on July 16, 2008, 03:38:53 am I just had to see this topic brought back up!!!! (http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/kidinfootbal1.jpg)I wonder if Jims son will have a mullet. PUI ;D Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: cal_gecko on July 17, 2008, 06:16:27 am I think he should grow out an Emo 'do...
(http://myemohairstyles.com/images/emo_hairstyle.jpg) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on July 17, 2008, 15:19:05 pm I think he should grow out an Emo 'do... (http://myemohairstyles.com/images/emo_hairstyle.jpg) Is that a chick or dude :o Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on July 17, 2008, 15:20:20 pm did you wants its number?
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on July 17, 2008, 15:21:12 pm What ever it is its HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on July 17, 2008, 15:23:43 pm What ever it is its HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was selling funnel cakes at the Lake County Fair last summer, next to bearded lady ride. Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on July 17, 2008, 15:25:20 pm Was that picture taken at sarges sausage fest :o
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Rennsurfer on July 17, 2008, 15:51:27 pm When my sons and I are at the skateparks, we often (can't figure out WHY) see emo kids... complete with emo hair don'ts (dos), their sister's painted on tight pants, and for extra emo points; eye-liner. HAHA!! We always say, "Look, reverse mullet at 12 o'clock." It's even funnier when they walking with their girlfriends... can't tell who's who.
Never under estimate the power of the mullet. There used to be a super funny parody song about mullets that played on the radio in So Cal, a few years back. Friggin' hilarious lyrics. Forgot who sang it. Part of the song went like this: A mullet is good It's understood Business in the front Party in the back Just can't wait to grow mine back Here's The Vandals' version: Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignified But at night you know I got another side And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am Even if it's really really bad I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears I've been growin' that one braid back there for years I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche The front may conform to society But the back says I have personality Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad Make it short in front and long in back! If the top's not short enough that it stands up I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, And then matching crazy pants are all we need Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad. Norco Neck Warmer... Norco HOCKEY HAIR... CANADA ACHY BREAKY HAIR... Nashville Mullet... HOBOKEN Forbidden Hair... Europe Shlong... Florida Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: benssp on July 17, 2008, 16:38:03 pm I like the Business Mullet myself
(http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/cellphone.jpg) These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back. When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are). Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious. * Mulletude: 5 * Aggressiveness: 3 * Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, surfing pr0n on company time (with stiffy) * Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs * Favorite Band: Joe Cocker Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on July 17, 2008, 16:40:22 pm I like the Business Mullet myself ;D(http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/cellphone.jpg) These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back. When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are). Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious. * Mulletude: 5 * Aggressiveness: 3 * Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, surfing pr0n on company time (with stiffy) * Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs * Favorite Band: Joe Cocker Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: sheep on September 05, 2008, 16:03:29 pm I just thought that Crofty should get a peek at Jims old mullet ;D
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: John Rayburn on September 05, 2008, 16:46:13 pm Here it is.
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on September 05, 2008, 16:47:43 pm those are rad shorts John. When did you bleach your hair?
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: John Rayburn on September 05, 2008, 17:35:35 pm I boosted the shorts out of some convertable I saw. The hair, well I had an accident with some brake clean.
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Tony M on September 05, 2008, 17:47:35 pm :D :D :D :D :D :D :o :o :o
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Jim Ratto on September 05, 2008, 17:48:37 pm I boosted the shorts out of some convertable I saw. The hair, well I had an accident with some brake clean. they look a little long to out of the convertibleTitle: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: ian c on September 05, 2008, 17:55:40 pm I boosted the shorts out of some convertable I saw. (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x216/iancross182/trickmirror.jpg) Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Sarge on September 06, 2008, 16:22:16 pm Speaking of nice convertibles, have you guys seen this one...
Title: Re: Jims Mullet Post by: Fastbrit on September 06, 2008, 17:29:34 pm Speaking of nice convertibles, have you guys seen this one... The car or the owner... Jim knows him real well. |