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Title: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 15, 2008, 01:26:29 am
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: sheep on January 15, 2008, 01:40:28 am
Ahmen maybe someone here can help us solve this riddle????


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Zach Gomulka on January 15, 2008, 01:47:09 am
I beg to differ! ;D
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Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Mario/DKT on January 15, 2008, 01:50:12 am
more badly then the green glass are plastic bottles!!!


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: sheep on January 15, 2008, 01:59:41 am
They make beer in plastic bottle?????WTF?????????????????


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Mario/DKT on January 15, 2008, 02:05:50 am
yes, in germany we named it "plörre" :P


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 15, 2008, 02:07:30 am
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

Goat piss or SHEEP piss??


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: louisb on January 15, 2008, 02:14:36 am
It has to do with the fact that darker bottles block out more light than the lighter color bottles. The light causes changes in the beer's chemical composition causing it to break down faster in the green bottles. Yes I just made that up, I really have no idea.

Beer in plastic bottles? Sounds right up there with wine in plastic bags. Beer in cans is bad enough. Should be against the law.

--louis


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Zach Gomulka on January 15, 2008, 02:27:23 am
It has to do with the fact that darker bottles block out more light than the lighter color bottles. The light causes changes in the beer's chemical composition causing it to break down faster in the green bottles.

Matter of fact, you are right!


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: stealth67vw on January 15, 2008, 03:52:03 am
Just say no to green beer. They all suck ass.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Dick Mitchell on January 15, 2008, 09:54:16 am
Just say no to green beer. They all suck ass.

Agree'd


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: benssp on January 15, 2008, 10:10:21 am
Grolsch and Becks are good, also a little beer called St Omer, 7euros for 30 250ml bottles!


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Mario/DKT on January 15, 2008, 12:15:10 pm
the worst case is beer in green plastic bottels--- :o ??? :-[


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: roland on January 15, 2008, 16:13:12 pm
Beer in plastic bottles? Sounds right up there with wine in plastic bags. Beer in cans is bad enough. Should be against the law.

--louis
Here we have Jupiler in plastic bottles and i was quite suspicious about it too until i tried it. It actually tastes better than a can! no more metallic taste and the surface you are putting your mouth on was covered by a cap until you opened it. you never know where your can has been before you drink it...  :-\


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Glauco on January 15, 2008, 16:30:38 pm
Beer in plastic bottles? Sounds right up there with wine in plastic bags. Beer in cans is bad enough. Should be against the law.

--louis
Here we have Jupiler in plastic bottles and i was quite suspicious about it too until i tried it. It actually tastes better than a can! no more metallic taste and the surface you are putting your mouth on was covered by a cap until you opened it. you never know where your can has been before you drink it...  :-\

I follow you when you say beer in a can sucks, but I still think the jupiler in plastic bottles aren't good enough to drink too, just straith from the draft is still the best, or a bottle is acceptable too :D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Sarge on January 15, 2008, 16:49:44 pm
I agree, Jim...I can safely say I've never really enjoyed beer in green either...now, where's the Bud?  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: 2manytoys on January 15, 2008, 17:10:43 pm
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

I have to agree, mostly because "my" Beer comes in a brown bottle,...but it has a green label.

The local news is starting to talk about the fact that the price of hops is rising from $5/pound to $20/pound and the estimate is that a pint will increase in price $0.75 on average. This has been talked about now for a while. Looks like it will cheaper to drink diesel instead of my Sierra Nevada ale. The larger brewers will not be hit as hard.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 15, 2008, 17:24:58 pm
Newcastle seems to escape the piss taste, depite being in a clear bottle.
Me, I like BEERS that the light can't get through.... hey Sarge, where's the Oatmeal Stouts?????


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Rick Meredith on January 15, 2008, 17:55:55 pm
Grolsch and Becks are good, also a little beer called St Omer, 7euros for 30 250ml bottles!

I'd like to add Steinlager to the list of green bottled beer that doesn't suck.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 15, 2008, 18:30:58 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Sarge on January 15, 2008, 19:22:17 pm
Newcastle seems to escape the piss taste, depite being in a clear bottle.
Me, I like BEERS that the light can't get through.... hey Sarge, where's the Oatmeal Stouts?????

Ummmmm....Oatmeal Stout!!  Doesn't Carlos still owe us a case or two for letting him in DKP??  ::) ;) ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Lee.C on January 15, 2008, 19:47:15 pm
the worst case is beer in green plastic bottels--- :o ??? :-[

Dam Right - I can't believe they even sell it  ::) :)


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 15, 2008, 19:50:13 pm
Newcastle seems to escape the piss taste, depite being in a clear bottle.
Me, I like BEERS that the light can't get through.... hey Sarge, where's the Oatmeal Stouts?????

Ummmmm....Oatmeal Stout!!  Doesn't Carlos still owe us a case or two for letting him in DKP??  ::) ;) ;D

 :o :o .......... Ok, fine......... Anything for Sarge...........  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 15, 2008, 19:51:16 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


When you are drunk, any beer is good!!!   :D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Sarge on January 15, 2008, 20:19:26 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


When you are drunk, any beer is good!!!   :D

Maybe Jim's never actually been drunk, Carlos  ::) :o ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 15, 2008, 20:29:09 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


When you are drunk, any beer is good!!!   :D

Maybe Jim's never actually been drunk, Carlos  ::) :o ;D

Actually, he has!!!   :-*


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: louisb on January 15, 2008, 20:31:00 pm
Now you people are scaring me. lol

--louis


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: sheep on January 15, 2008, 20:31:11 pm
It has to do with the fact that darker bottles block out more light than the lighter color bottles. The light causes changes in the beer's chemical composition causing it to break down faster in the green bottles. Yes I just made that up, I really have no idea.

Beer in plastic bottles? Sounds right up there with wine in plastic bags. Beer in cans is bad enough. Should be against the law.

--louis









Dam you had me going,You should be in politics, hahahaha


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Sarge on January 15, 2008, 20:37:35 pm
ROFL!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  So, that little "trip" Jim took down the stairs was no accident??


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 15, 2008, 20:52:15 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 15, 2008, 21:48:07 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


When you are drunk, any beer is good!!!   :D

Maybe Jim's never actually been drunk, Carlos  ::) :o ;D

Nice try Sarge  ::)      ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 15, 2008, 21:50:01 pm
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.


When you are drunk, any beer is good!!!   :D

Maybe Jim's never actually been drunk, Carlos  ::) :o ;D


Actually, he has!!!   :-*


Wow is that what happened when I fell asleep?  Couldn't keep your hands off of me, huh guys? I especially like the bunny ears.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: stealth67vw on January 16, 2008, 01:21:57 am

The larger brewers will not be hit as hard.
That's because they don't use many hops.  ;D



Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 16, 2008, 01:31:35 am

The larger brewers will not be hit as hard.
That's because they don't use many hops.  ;D



nice avatar John. Boy does that bring back some......   memories.


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: stealth67vw on January 16, 2008, 03:21:36 am

The larger brewers will not be hit as hard.
That's because they don't use many hops.  ;D



nice avatar John. Boy does that bring back some......   memories.


I knew you would...............uh like it.  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Ole on January 22, 2008, 10:56:44 am
Interesting thread! Especially for me, my profession is - brewaster! 8) Regarding the colour of bottles, I can say we only produce beer in brown bottles... ;)

But did you know beer in green bottles can save life? Here's the story:

Some time ago I worked at a brewery at Switzerland. There I met a guy who's friend was working at a brewery on some caribbean island (forgot the name...). The reason why they had beer in green bottles on that island was simple. You have to know, on that island they have no street lights. This means the nights are very dark, literally black, and so is the colour of the skin of the island's natives. If you drive by night the only way to recognize people on the road is the green bottle in their hands...

OK, this works with brown bottles too, but then you have to put reflectors on the labels...

Saludos,
Ole


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Neil Davies on January 22, 2008, 13:31:19 pm
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

Jim, I've got a question - when and why did you decide that you'd drink goat piss? :o  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: JustinCase on January 22, 2008, 13:40:59 pm
If the beer tastes bad from a green bottle, you should try it from a plastic bottle. Here in Finland the biggest beer manufacturer has started to bottle the beer in these plastic bottles. I just tasted it last weekend and it´s horrible. I just can´t get the feel out from the plastic bottle.
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Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 22, 2008, 17:48:17 pm
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

Jim, I've got a question - when and why did you decide that you'd drink goat piss? :o  ;D


oh, I've got experience....   ;D ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on January 22, 2008, 18:46:57 pm
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

Jim, I've got a question - when and why did you decide that you'd drink goat piss? :o  ;D


oh, I've got experience....   ;D ;D

"sheep piss" ................  ;D :D :D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Jim Ratto on January 30, 2008, 21:38:22 pm
Just say no to green beer. They all suck ass.

John John, given the choice....green beer or no beer, which would you choose? ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: stealth67vw on January 31, 2008, 03:30:59 am
Just say no to green beer. They all suck ass.

John John, given the choice....green beer or no beer, which would you choose? ;D

Actually, if you're already inebriated, Mickey's ain't bad. If you're just starting forget it, it taste like piss flavored piss.  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: JS on February 01, 2008, 07:51:44 am
every green bottled beer I have tried I have hated

St Pauli Girl
Grolsch
Becks
Heineken
green Dos XX
Rolling Rock
Moosehead

they all suck.

I´m amazed. Got any tips on a GOOD beer?  ;)


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on March 04, 2008, 22:36:51 pm
Carlos.....  do NOT bring that green swamp shit to my house. >:(


It's good for the birds ...........  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: speedwell on March 04, 2008, 22:44:59 pm
:D :D :D :D :D  ;D

BTW are you me and Sheepster getting together Sunday 3/30/08? Are we gonna go raid Sarge's place or?
hey guys to drink without me  can you  wait to me I will be on April 3  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: speedwell on March 04, 2008, 23:27:00 pm
:D :D :D :D :D  ;D

BTW are you me and Sheepster getting together Sunday 3/30/08? Are we gonna go raid Sarge's place or?
hey guys to drink without me  can you  wait to me I will be on April 3  ;D ;D ;D


yeah save all that green pisswater for speedwell!!!!!  :D
no no , another good beer guys no chemical beer  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: Carlos De Alba on March 04, 2008, 23:28:01 pm
:D :D :D :D :D  ;D

BTW are you me and Sheepster getting together Sunday 3/30/08? Are we gonna go raid Sarge's place or?

Sarge's place?? are you nuts?? We are going to the nudee bar that day.  There is nothing better than drinking while getting a dance  ;D  .......Sarge, are you in ???

:D :D :D :D :D  ;D

BTW are you me and Sheepster getting together Sunday 3/30/08? Are we gonna go raid Sarge's place or?
hey guys to drink without me  can you  wait to me I will be on April 3  ;D ;D ;D

better hurry up Fabs.........you are taking too long.........  ;D


Title: Re: why does beer sold in green bottles suck so bad?
Post by: ApeLatex on March 08, 2008, 08:00:05 am
How come beer sold in green bottles taste like goat piss?

Like Rolling Rock or O'Douls?? Well that's cause it's what my moms ex husband...the alcoholic used to call "phony beer".
It's like soda for drunks I think...and if you're stuck out on a boat it's better to drink than some chemical agent used on a boat.