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Title: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: Ivan on February 14, 2008, 20:11:15 pm A guy goes into the Employment Agency in San Diego and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off any hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The guy looking for work says " Wow, that sounds like the kind of job I'd be good at doing." "The annual salary is $150,000" Says the guy behind the desk" The guy looking for work says "This job just gets better all the time!" The guy behind the desk then says "I'm afraid, the only problem is that you'll have to go to San Francisco." "Oh really, why, is that where the job's based?" "No – that's where the end of the queue for the job is" Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: Diederick/DVK on February 14, 2008, 20:41:31 pm ;D
before having read the last 2 lines i figured they'd have a different kind of gynaecologists in san francisco, given its established reputation ;) Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: Ivan on February 14, 2008, 20:46:27 pm ;D before having read the last 2 lines i figured they'd have a different kind of gynaecologists in san francisco, given its established reputation ;) ;D Well, I wouldn't know about that ;) Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: team97 on February 14, 2008, 21:25:21 pm If you don't understand (for most of us) "queue" is a line.
Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: Diederick/DVK on February 15, 2008, 15:18:17 pm i'm familiar with queues :)
Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: Fastbrit on February 15, 2008, 19:32:19 pm The first time I heard it two years ago, the line started/ended in Boston and the salary was $50,000. The last time I heard it two weeks ago, the line started/ended in Birmingham and the salary was £60,000! Inflation and the World Wide Web sure have opened up that job to a whole new audience! ;D
Title: Re: A joke with nothing to do with VWs Post by: louisb on February 15, 2008, 19:46:22 pm First prize is one week in New Jersey, second prize is two weeks in New Jersey. ;)
Sorry, I am hopped up on cold medicines. That is my excuse and I am sticking too it. :D --louis |