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Cal-look/High Performance => Cal-look => Topic started by: Russell on April 17, 2008, 06:44:21 am



Title: How FAST is Old Brit ??? rev 2 !
Post by: Russell on April 17, 2008, 06:44:21 am
Now lets thing about this question....

He hangs around the www
Trys to Hang Out with young guys
remembers stuff that old soeone who was there would remember
has been mentioned in evey VW mag ever produced
likes cats
slags off his friends..... no slags off everyone.
forgets things
ignore the hair its likely a hair extension !

right with a clear head he must be at least 68 because im sure he must have advised Mr I Hurst

cheers

25 stone and old Russell. ;)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 09:41:36 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :-* :-* :-* :-*


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: benssp on April 17, 2008, 09:55:24 am
He rang me the other day and tried to get discount with his bus pass! ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 10:57:28 am
He rang me the other day and tried to get discount with his bus pass! ;D
And it worked! :o


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Bewitched666 on April 17, 2008, 11:38:41 am
still looks ok for his age ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 17, 2008, 13:17:34 pm
still looks ok for his age ;D
;D ;D ;D
he looks like "DOC emmett brown" in back to the future movies


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: javabug on April 17, 2008, 13:21:12 pm
Now that he has a Cal-Looker again, can we ask "How Fast is Oldbrit???"


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 13:29:10 pm
Now that he has a Cal-Looker again, can we ask "How Fast is Oldbrit???"
;D Well, the last time I drove a Bug it was 10.27secs at 129.5mph... :D

Oldbrit 8)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Cornpanzer on April 17, 2008, 13:31:11 pm
Not much has changes since the 20's when this was snapped  :P


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Neil Davies on April 17, 2008, 15:50:11 pm
How old is Fastbrit? Old enough to know better! :D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: deano on April 17, 2008, 16:04:58 pm
When he is not racing Super Street, he's chasing younger women.....


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: IP359 on April 17, 2008, 16:08:57 pm
Fast Brit has the same Yoda's age.... because they're the same race: The race of powerful Masters ! :-[
So don't disturb him..........   :o


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: deano on April 17, 2008, 16:20:53 pm
This one was taken just this past trip to the Bug-In....


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: IP359 on April 17, 2008, 16:29:38 pm
But do you know the older chinese cousin of Fast Brit ?
His nickname is Fast Chinese..... and he was a ( China's ) drag strips killer too !
Enjoy !
 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: deano on April 17, 2008, 16:34:22 pm
Reminds me of a 100 year old Fumio....


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Frank LUX on April 17, 2008, 16:42:35 pm
Reminds me of a 100 year old Fumio....

Well,

As long as he will still be able to do Performance Heads... ;) ;D ;D

Frank


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 16:46:14 pm
This one was taken just this past trip to the Bug-In....

Oh yeah, baby!

(Actually, that guy looks more like Doug Mische than me... ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: deano on April 17, 2008, 19:56:31 pm
Once again, Keith Seume has invented something new... Notice the smiley face with the pony tail?     :))    ;D)     8))


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: . on April 17, 2008, 19:57:25 pm
still looks ok for his age ;D
;D ;D ;D
he looks like "DOC emmett brown" in back to the future movies

GREAT SCOTT !
Your right !
 ;D :o ;)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: . on April 17, 2008, 20:02:11 pm
I remember Keith mentioning he needed a copy of his Birth Certificate recently.
Last I heard he was searching through a cave in the Dead sea.
 ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Russell on April 17, 2008, 20:10:18 pm
LOL  ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: 67worshipper on April 17, 2008, 20:16:04 pm
age doesnt change a thing.the guys a legend.it doesnt seem to matter how old we all are cal look is life ;)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: . on April 17, 2008, 20:39:17 pm
age doesnt change a thing.the guys a legend.it doesnt seem to matter how old we all are cal look is life ;)
Okay Keith, pay him the $20.00 you promised !


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 20:59:50 pm
 ;D)  ;D)  ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 17, 2008, 22:23:37 pm
i found this : http://www.seume.net/2/g2_keith.htm (http://www.seume.net/2/g2_keith.htm) .....................54 ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Adele AW on April 17, 2008, 22:27:43 pm
He has a nice bum too !!  :o


(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)


Poser too !!  ;)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461928_9844.jpg)

Phew good job not logged in as steve  ::)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 17, 2008, 22:36:43 pm
oh shit I missed the fashion parade by the dkp ::) ::)............................................  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 17, 2008, 22:40:31 pm
 :o)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: deano on April 18, 2008, 01:29:17 am
Here's a G-rated photo from Saturday night. I have another... from Sunday, that I do not have the guts to post - it is that bad!


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: nicolas on April 18, 2008, 07:31:25 am
Once again, Keith Seume has invented something new... Notice the smiley face with the pony tail?     :))    ;D)     8))

yep and it counts as manny hairs as the real deal  ;D)))))

btw this is Jim in the 80's `'8)))


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 18, 2008, 08:14:49 am
Here's a G-rated photo from Saturday night. I have another... from Sunday, that I do not have the guts to post - it is that bad!
Deano – my lawyers are waiting, OK?  ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: SlingShot on April 18, 2008, 12:10:35 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

Are those Space Pants ?  :o


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: nicolas on April 18, 2008, 12:41:18 pm
mandatory uniform if brits want to be part of DKP. it's not just a jacket, it's a lifestyle.


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 18, 2008, 12:51:31 pm
:)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Martin on April 18, 2008, 14:43:07 pm
I dont think we will ever know.......

some say, he helped cast the first BRM.


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Zach Gomulka on April 18, 2008, 17:30:55 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

Are those Space Pants ?  :o


Why Slinger? Is it because you think his ass looks out of this world??? :-*


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 18, 2008, 17:48:41 pm
You guys are scaring me now... :o)   ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Jon on April 18, 2008, 21:11:53 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

I didn't know there was going to party games later!??  I would have done a much better job of placing the donkey tail!!

Sorry Keith  :o ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 18, 2008, 23:16:43 pm
I didn't know there was going to party games later!??  I would have done a much better job of placing the donkey tail!!

Sorry Keith  :o ;D ;D ;D
B*st*rd!  ;D)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 18, 2008, 23:45:41 pm
I didn't know there was going to party games later!??  I would have done a much better job of placing the donkey tail!!

Sorry Keith  :o ;D ;D ;D
B*st*rd!  ;D)
you're the mc of the party keith  ;D ;D ;D ;D he guys watch my ass who want to kick him  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Donny B. on April 18, 2008, 23:51:14 pm
Maybe this topic should be "How Fast is Old Brit???"

We might get a better answer....


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Jon on April 18, 2008, 23:55:05 pm
I didn't know there was going to party games later!??  I would have done a much better job of placing the donkey tail!!

Sorry Keith  :o ;D ;D ;D
B*st*rd!  ;D)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


or was it "Look!! ....no diapers... YET!!"?

 :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
*running to hide*


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: speedwell on April 19, 2008, 00:18:15 am
I didn't know there was going to party games later!??  I would have done a much better job of placing the donkey tail!!

Sorry Keith  :o ;D ;D ;D
B*st*rd!  ;D)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


or was it "Look!! ....no diapers... YET!!"?

 :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
*running to hide*
;D ;D ;D too funny


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: SlingShot on April 19, 2008, 04:37:34 am
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

Are those Space Pants ?  :o


Why Slinger? Is it because you think his ass looks out of this world??? :-*

Absolutely !

And look no panty lines!  :D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Rick Meredith on April 19, 2008, 05:26:15 am
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

Are those Space Pants ?  :o


Why Slinger? Is it because you think his ass looks out of this world??? :-*

Absolutely !

And look no panty lines!  :D

OMG He's wearing a thong!!  :-[


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Fastbrit on April 19, 2008, 08:10:17 am
OMG He's wearing a thong!!  :-[
You should be so lucky! :o)


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: empicolector on April 19, 2008, 09:19:06 am
Here's a G-rated photo from Saturday night. I have another... from Sunday, that I do not have the guts to post - it is that bad!

post it


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Zach Gomulka on April 19, 2008, 16:23:32 pm
(http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v234/168/36/544548821/n544548821_461927_5492.jpg)

Are those Space Pants ?  :o


Why Slinger? Is it because you think his ass looks out of this world??? :-*

Absolutely !

And look no panty lines!  :D

OMG He's wearing a thong!!  :-[

I just spat coffee out my nose!! Thanks for that!!!!!! :D :D :D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: Rick Meredith on April 19, 2008, 16:29:04 pm

I just spat coffee out my nose!! Thanks for that!!!!!! :D :D :D

No problem... that's what I'm here for!  8)


Title: Re: How FAST is Old Brit ??? rev 2 !
Post by: Russell on April 19, 2008, 17:19:55 pm
LOL I agree Donny B. how fast is the old brit ?


Title: Re: How FAST is Old Brit ??? rev 2 !
Post by: . on April 19, 2008, 17:47:42 pm
hint: It's his girlfriend that named him "Fast Brit" !
JK Keith !
 :o ;D


Title: Re: How Old is Fast Brit ???
Post by: dougmische on April 22, 2008, 20:50:19 pm
This one was taken just this past trip to the Bug-In....

Oh yeah, baby!

(Actually, that guy looks more like Doug Mische than me... ;D)

I heard that! [or read it]


Title: Re: How FAST is Old Brit ??? rev 2 !
Post by: Fastbrit on April 22, 2008, 21:03:23 pm
Evening Doug!  ;D)