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Title: Keith S I heard you're moving to Texas huh?
Post by: Jim Ratto on May 10, 2008, 00:29:06 am
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Title: Re: Keith S I heard you're moving to Texas huh?
Post by: John Rayburn on May 10, 2008, 05:35:01 am
If you live there, it's the law that you wear a sweater around you neck at all times, without prior notice, and write nothing but bad checks, also without prior notice. You're also required to smell bad all of the time, also without prior notice.


Title: Re: Keith S I heard you're moving to Texas huh?
Post by: Fastbrit on May 10, 2008, 08:16:58 am
LOL! Stop it! You're killing me!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Keith S I heard you're moving to Texas huh?
Post by: Rennsurfer on May 10, 2008, 13:13:38 pm
If you live there, it's the law that you wear a sweater around you neck at all times, without prior notice, and write nothing but bad checks, also without prior notice. You're also required to smell bad all of the time, also without prior notice.

HAHA!! John's on a roll.


Title: Re: Keith S I heard you're moving to Texas huh?
Post by: John Rayburn on May 10, 2008, 16:20:32 pm
It's also the law that every resident is required to systematically destroy a historically significant car and then lie about it's condition to all the neighbors. Without prior notice , of course. Then, you're required to go your neighbors houses, the ones you can't stand and talk shit about all the time, and hang out and eat their food, without prior notice.