The Cal-look Lounge

Just to let everybody know, Commonwealth locked down the internet access to everybody on Friday, so there will be a brief intermission of Sarge activity while he gets a home computer set up. He's going to post up his weekend photos on the DKP site and sends his best to everybody!

DOH!!

that must be worse then jail. cut off from all civilisation. wish him all our best

I'm quite lucky then - at least I'm still allowed on here, even if I can't see pictures or videos! ;)

Now what is he supposed to do all day???

 :o :o :o

Then, where in the hell does Sharon sit?

oh shit bad news   :-[ :-[

Sarge will be back dicking with us in about a week.

I'll put a lantern in the tower when he's sighted.

did that guy rob a cops car equipment?

 And just when you're about to set your all time record on the 1/4 mile, the blue Windows "Fatal error" screen pops up... :(

 No... thanks...

eee... you do all that work before you take of to the race track :P EFI isn't so scarry at all :P

Meanwhile, the guy in the other lane is running Mac OSX and is already across the finish line! ;D

                                               Yes, and days earlier and without viruses!

And he didnt even have to touch the steering wheel or the gas since the Mac did it all for him.  ;D

--louis

In his Prius  ;D ;D ;D

Not all Mac users are tree huggers! But MAC = Manly And Compassionate while PC = Plainly Crap

well there is that 1%   ;)

I love my redwood... :D

                                               So does Carlos!

 :o :o :o ;D

Hey girls, I'm back!  Did ya miss me??? ::)  The Verizon technician just drove off...sure I'll screw something up, but man, it's great to be back on the Lounge again!

Welcome back!

--louis

It's about damn time!

Sarge?? Is that you??? You wouldn't be a faux Sarge??  ;D

Welcome back pal!

Thanks Louis...hope you two made it back home OK.  Nice to meet you both.



Sorry to be so long...I had no idea YOU'D miss me ::) ;)



Yeah, it's me alright...the phony Sarge ::) ;D



Um, now that you mention it :o ::)

It's not the clothes that make me look fat... it's the fat that makes me look fat!  ;D ;D

The second coming of Sarge! 

You don't have to get into his personal life.

wtf's my beer?

Productivity by Sarge is up 93%  :o

Yeah, BUDDY and there's plenty more where that came from! ;)


 :o :o :o ::) ;D


WTF'd you leave it?? ::) ;D


Make that 6.3% ;D

My first pic with the new computer....lucky I had Allen Wiess for an instructor ;)

We're liable to have to buy Sarge a pocket protector as he becomes Mr. Computer.

Then there's the initiation into The Secret Order of The Propeller Beanie  ;D

(http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/thumbsup.php?image=propeller-beanie_lrg.jpg&width=375)


(And you thought DKP was hard to get into!)  ;D

Welcome back Sarge!! You have good taste in computers to!! ;D

hey bro you're back  ;D ;D
good to see you again   ;)
fabs

Thank you...it's nice to be back around again. ;)


Thanks Fabs...I missed you too bro! 8)

you got like 3 feet of air that time

It's all in the beanie!  ;D

The new toy is fine...it's me I'm worried about ::) ;D

                                      You see , there was this enormous set of pants, and two guys dancing in them, one in each leg ,and.....

SSSSSHHhhhhhhhhh....quiet!!  You'll get us thrown out ;)


 

I didn't realize that the new Apple computers have a built-in cocktail blender provision (USB).

Honest Sharon, the porn just popped up on the screen....  ;)

mine keeps doing that .
i though it was an H.P thing .

Yeah....I've been using that feature quite a bit while trying to figure out how to perform what used to be simple tasks ;)


Good thinkin' Jimbo, I'll try to remember that when I get busted ::) ;D


What, making Margaritas? ;D

I must uphold my reputation as Mr. Blender  8)

I have one of these on order!  :D ;D :D ;D

(http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/10/usb-blender-clock.jpg)

It's 12 V. Right?

Actually I believe that USB is 5v

what are you going to do? plug that thing into your computer & download a cocktail ? you guys and your technology...

Come on, one Margarita won't kill you now will it?? ::) ;D

It will if it fills a 55 gallon drum.

No... that's my famous "Red Death Party Punch" The recipe calls for it to be mixed in a 42 gallon container.  ;D

 Where do you buy a 42 gallon container? And how'd they come up with that size? You ever go to Crate and Barrel and ask to see the 42 gallon punch bowls?

Home Depot -- It's called a trashcan... and before you say anything, we always used a fresh, unused trashcan.   ;D

And you can take a nap in it afterwards?

Well using a used trashcan would add a certain "je ne sais quois(sp?)" to the mixture.

Experience tells me that 42 gallons of Red Death is enough to get an entire Fraternity party pretty well smashed.  ;)

We'll just get Sarge a giant straw. You'll have to mix a second trash can for the others.

We used to do that when we were younger  ;D

Man they were some good nights

Ya but the mornings weren't so great  ;D

You could drink all that by morning?

That was before I started to suffer from hangovers in the mornings  ;)

If you keep drinking until morning, you avoid the hangover.

I said morning... didn't say which day it was  ;D

Some friends of mine used to make dustbin cocktails and play a game called "Drink 'Til You're Sick", which basically involved... well, never mind!  :D We did our own punch at a party a few years ago and it tasted just like the jelly you used to have at childrens paries, but not set! Brilliant! :D

James, did you notice that you only started getting hangovers after you reached the age that it is legal to drink at... ::)

Actually no Neil, I only really started getting hang overs a few years ago. They now wipe out an entire day though  >:(

No comments Sarge, as I think I know what you're on about in your email! Now that was a good party  ;D

AW, come on...I can hardly contain myself  ::) ;)

The party got wilder too  ;)

I can only imagine ::) ;D