Title: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Sarge on September 19, 2008, 15:59:12 pm Told you guys a while back about buying a new 2008 Passat 2.0 FSI earlier this year. Well, yesterday I took a spin over to GIAC for a quick flash on the Engine Control Unit and now have this huge smile on my face. Hard to believe what you can do with a lap-top now days. I'm used to adding headers, changing jets, re-setting advance curve, etc..., what an eye-opener! 8) 8) 8)
http://www.giacusa.com/programs.php?mpid=126 Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: ian c on September 19, 2008, 16:01:26 pm lol
EXCLUSIVE !!! sarge in re-map SHOCKER !! :D Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Sarge on September 19, 2008, 16:20:42 pm lol EXCLUSIVE !!! sarge in re-map SHOCKER !! :D ::) ;D read on.... For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all bedriving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off. PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself! ;D Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: ian c on September 19, 2008, 16:36:18 pm excellent !!! ;D
i am cut-n-paste as we speak to post it elsewhere :) Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Jim Ratto on September 19, 2008, 18:12:02 pm Told you guys a while back about buying a new 2008 Passat 2.0 FSI earlier this year. Well, yesterday I took a spin over to GIAC for a quick flash on the Engine Control Unit and now have this huge smile on my face. Hard to believe what you can do with a lap-top now days. I'm used to adding headers, changing jets, re-setting advance curve, etc..., what an eye-opener! 8) 8) 8) http://www.giacusa.com/programs.php?mpid=126 Jeez dude, if all you wanted was a quick flash, you know Sheep will be here in November. Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Sarge on September 19, 2008, 18:16:27 pm Told you guys a while back about buying a new 2008 Passat 2.0 FSI earlier this year. Well, yesterday I took a spin over to GIAC for a quick flash on the Engine Control Unit and now have this huge smile on my face. Hard to believe what you can do with a lap-top now days. I'm used to adding headers, changing jets, re-setting advance curve, etc..., what an eye-opener! 8) 8) 8) http://www.giacusa.com/programs.php?mpid=126 Jeez dude, if all you wanted was a quick flash, you know Sheep will be here in November. I didn't want you getting jealous ::) ;D Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Nico86 on September 19, 2008, 19:11:32 pm ::) ;D read on.... That's excelent ! Hahaha great find ! :D Title: Re: Old School Heads to Tunerville Post by: Jim Ratto on September 20, 2008, 00:41:15 am Hard to believe what you can do with a lap-dance now days. I'm used to adding headers, changing jets, re-setting advance curve, etc..., what an eye-opener! 8) 8) 8) http://www.giacusa.com/programs.php?mpid=126 Sarge? |