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Title: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Fastbrit on October 06, 2008, 17:21:12 pm
And they're getting meaner by the day...  :o

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Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Rennsurfer on October 07, 2008, 01:50:09 am
The cats are back? Oh... that's nice.

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 ;D


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Fastbrit on October 07, 2008, 08:44:30 am
Like you guys can talk...  ;D
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Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Lids on October 07, 2008, 10:03:04 am
i'm sure there's a wife joke there somewhere!  ;D


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Rennsurfer on October 07, 2008, 14:31:34 pm
Like you guys can talk...  ;D

HAHA!! Yeah, but when a dog is asked to talk or speak, it sometimes can. Cats merely look at you and think, "Yeah, right... don't you know that this all about ME?"

Paris Hilton syndrome, at very least.

 ;D


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Fastbrit on October 07, 2008, 14:48:24 pm
Oh Freee-eee-eedddd! Over here boy!

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Your new record's out in time for Christmas!

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Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Neil Davies on October 13, 2008, 09:47:58 am
My girlfriend and I have got four house cats, and while normally perfectly behaved, every now and again they let themselves down.

I'm not great at organisation - every year or so I get a bit bothered by the magazines everywhere so I sort them out and put them in the attic in filing boxes, sorted by type and date. Until that point they normally lie all over the house, but I recently decided to put all my magazines in one box ready to sort.

I went to get a copy of Practical Performance Car magazine on Saturday afternoon to scan some of the weird engine stuff for Jim Ratto. Noticed a funny smell coming from the magazine, so checked a couple more - same smell. Just then one of the cats wandered in, meowed and wandered off, which is when I realised what the smell was. Cat piss. Over 12 months worth of Ultra VW, Volksworld, Practical Performance Car and Custom Car magazines, plus assorted others like Ol' Skool Rodz, all ruined! >:(

Anyone want four cats? :D


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Mario/DKT on October 13, 2008, 12:30:32 pm
On sunday i went into my garage and see a cat sitting on the window bench - INSIDE!!!
If she saw me she jump down an tried to get under the lowlight, but she can't. The car was too low.
I start to shout 'Get out of here you f...ing damn fat cat and i openend the gate... She run out very, very fast. i think she never run faster in life...
Then i smell something. Hell, it was a male cat with egg's! puuuhhh...
I walk around the lowlight and see what's happen... the car cover is stored beside the car. And it was very wet and there was a big brown saussage on it. The cat must be transformed into a very big dog if it's going dark outside.
Holy...

I hate cat's!!!


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Rennsurfer on October 13, 2008, 14:25:10 pm
Ah, ha! Neil and Mario have confirmed my theories regarding felines as alien beings and not of this Earth.

My thanks to you both, gentlemen.

 ;D


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Fastbrit on October 13, 2008, 17:17:47 pm
I'm biding my time... Payback is a bitch. ;)


Title: Re: oooohhhhh Frrrreedddd! The cat's are back...
Post by: Rennsurfer on October 14, 2008, 01:00:22 am
I'm biding my time.

I did that once... turned out to be a royal waste of time.

Payback is a bitch.

Yeah... so are female dogs.

 ;D