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Title: Genie in a bottle.
Post by: Jason Foster on June 26, 2009, 06:26:19 am
  So theres a guy on an island who finds a bottle. After dusting it off a genie is released and very happy to be free. The Genie tells the man he is very gratefull for being released and for his grattitude he will grant the man one wish.
  After thinking for a momment the man says I've always wanted to go to Hawaii The genie says" Oh piece of cake" The man stops him and says wait wait I live in CA. and I'm afraid of flying so can you build me a bridge from CA. to Hawaii?
  The genie thinks for a bit about this request and tells the man he's not sure if he's capable of this feat since the storms in the open sea are so severe and the materials may not be available to complete such a bridge, and he asks the man to come up with another wish.
   The man thinks about this for a bit and says I know can you make me understand women?  The genie says, So about this highway you want one lane or two?...........


Title: Re: Genie in a bottle.
Post by: Rennsurfer on June 26, 2009, 13:58:46 pm
 ;D


Title: Re: Genie in a bottle.
Post by: dirk zeyen on June 26, 2009, 21:15:19 pm
 ;D ;D ;D