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Title: 123
Post by: Russell on July 21, 2008, 21:10:26 pm
Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. Me/VWgassergarage.

Today Martin has challanged my 70's race car crap in a heads up race against his top quality race car (his words not mine), yes the gold thing !

He is sick of seeing me stealing his limelight on the forum as no one respects him (again his words) He is a serious racer unlike me (again his words) and wants to to do the best of 3 runs against me in a car of my choice.......

I have given this some thought and as i can respect the spectators point of view i will accept his inviation and will probaly use my wifes 1192cc 78 last edition bug in order to provide a close race, i do have a tow bar fitted to it so if needed and i can also tow him across the line.   ;D or i might just use the old dog and piss all over him.

While he was telling me how good he was, he also mentioned that he has raced Mr Webb 5 times now and has only been beaten once !  ??? at Das Drag Day.

Anyway folks I will keep you posted of when and where, he did suggest this 1/8 mile stuff but i felt that that would be too short for his turbo and holly to kick in.....

Standby for the mother of all races.


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Russell on July 21, 2008, 21:14:49 pm
come on post martin i know youve read it ? you to My Webb


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: richie on July 21, 2008, 21:20:40 pm
come on post martin i know youve read it ? you to My Webb

 :D   

I am not saying anything ;D

Just PMed you though

cheers richie


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Berger on July 21, 2008, 21:28:13 pm
I don`t think I even have to mention where I think that race should take place........ ::)


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin on July 21, 2008, 22:39:29 pm
LOL





Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: JS on July 21, 2008, 22:40:01 pm
Russel, are you bringing an ´78 Last Edition to SCC?  ??? ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 21, 2008, 22:44:34 pm
 ;D Well Russell you on the Old Engine Oil again. ;D

This is what i like about this place (The Lounge) the fun that we all have on here.

Today Martin has challanged my 70's race car crap in a heads up race against his top quality race car (his words not mine), yes the gold thing !

OK did not say this i think it was you that came up with the idea not me and as for me saying i got a top quality race don't think so.

He is sick of seeing me stealing his limelight on the forum as no one respects him (again his words) He is a serious racer unlike me (again his words) and wants to to do the best of 3 runs against me in a car of my choice.......

I would hate to steal the line light from you Russell as it seams to power you ego. Serious racer yeh right how many race cars have i got to your.

I have given this some thought and as i can respect the spectators point of view i will accept his inviation and will probaly use my wifes 1192cc 78 last edition bug in order to provide a close race, i do have a tow bar fitted to it so if needed and i can also tow him across the line.    

Can you just let you wife drive as i have experience in beating lady on the 1/4 mile. ;)

While he was telling me how good he was, he also mentioned that he has raced Mr Webb 5 times now and has only been beaten once !   at Das Drag Day.

No comment ;D (Saying Loser all the way back to the UK)


OK then I'm up for this if we aim for DDD6 best of three then.( Sorry Guys would love to do SSC but just can not make it)

What 70s shit you going to use then i think i have a good idea of the cars that you have and are doing.

I don't know about (Standby for the mother of all races) but this is going to be fun. ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: larry mck on July 22, 2008, 05:28:04 am
Russell, put the dog engine in $um Fun. Race the 1/8th and give the turbo a spanking. I'll be more than happy to give up some tips  ;D.


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Wray on July 22, 2008, 08:52:11 am
Is it for Pinks ??? ::) :o ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Berger on July 22, 2008, 08:57:03 am
Is it for Pinks ??? ::) :o ;D

WOW, that would have been something!!  :o


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: ESH on July 22, 2008, 09:13:20 am
How about this Saturday? You have to set a time right? I remember some blow hard saying on-line that he "couldn't wait to blow my doors off" but that was in January 2004 and to date I don't think he's even been down the strip, in fact I'm not even sure he has a running car. He must be busting by now, that's a long wait!
 ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Udo on July 22, 2008, 11:51:30 am
Hi Russel

Would be nice to wellcome you at Bitburg , you can drive the whole day if you want ...

Udo


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Black Sheep on July 22, 2008, 17:48:40 pm
Cheers Russell  ::) have you any idea of the amount of stuff that needs doing to the Golden Ride to get it ready for Bitburg   :o most of its sat on the garage floor  :D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Russell on July 22, 2008, 20:30:16 pm
I would just like to point out that Martin challanged me and if Im at any race meet with any car i will take him on - ready or not.

However racing for Pinks ? having seen Martins very small pink bit i would prefer to race for fun and to WIN. and who the F&^% wants a Gold Beetle..... Not me, id have to let him win if it meant taking that thing home.  ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Adele AW on July 22, 2008, 20:46:24 pm
Its like watching 'Kindergarten Cop' reading this thread   ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 22, 2008, 21:08:22 pm
Is it for Pinks ??? ::) :o ;D


It Ok Russell i would let you win just so you had the embarrassment of having a GOLD car and one that was once mine. :D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 22, 2008, 21:14:27 pm
I would just like to point out that Martin challanged me and if Im at any race meet with any car i will take him on - ready or not.

However racing for Pinks ? having seen Martins very small pink bit i would prefer to race for fun and to WIN. and who the F&^% wants a Gold Beetle..... Not me, id have to let him win if it meant taking that thing home.  ;D

Oh Russell as i said you do have a Gold and Black beetle so you are 1/2 way there. ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2008, 22:04:23 pm
At least Martin BUILT his own car  ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Black Sheep on July 22, 2008, 22:11:30 pm
At least Martin BUILT his own car  ;D

actually no he didn't , it was gold and on its way to being a cal looker when he got it  , he just put a roll cage and a hair dryer in there  ;D ;)


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2008, 22:15:25 pm
OK I ll shut my trap from now  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Russell on July 23, 2008, 01:10:46 am
Ruff

I put some hours into my own cars as well, its not all buy and race you know ? ;)


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Shubee2 (DSK) on July 23, 2008, 02:52:23 am
I would just like to point out that Martin challanged me and if Im at any race meet with any car i will take him on - ready or not.

However racing for Pinks ? having seen Martins very small pink bit i would prefer to race for fun and to WIN. and who the F&^% wants a Gold Beetle..... Not me, id have to let him win if it meant taking that thing home.  ;D

Oh Russell as i said you do have a Gold and Black beetle so you are 1/2 way there. ;D
Martin Should Request the back up Burn Out King to Drive Russells Car you know what they say if you cant Find Em Grind Em  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: benssp on July 23, 2008, 08:41:17 am
you'll have to explain to Boom Boom what a burn out is, he thinks that happens mid track when the motor dies :D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: kev d on July 23, 2008, 10:24:29 am
you'll have to explain to Boom Boom what a burn out is, he thinks that happens mid track when the motor dies :D

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Black Sheep on July 23, 2008, 18:38:30 pm
Boom Boom's the no burn out king , got into the 10's no burn out  8) . In his words, three years one gear box no burn out's sorted  :)


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: kev d on July 23, 2008, 18:57:25 pm
How about the loser having to run up the strip naked afterwards?? :o


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Black Sheep on July 23, 2008, 18:59:30 pm
How about the loser having to run up the strip naked afterwards?? :o

So long as they don't have to do a backward burn out  :o :o can you imagine the skid marks  :D ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Russell on July 23, 2008, 21:05:24 pm
I know hes a tit but dont realy want to see his arse as well  ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 23, 2008, 21:54:10 pm
I would just like to point out that Martin challanged me and if Im at any race meet with any car i will take him on - ready or not.

However racing for Pinks ? having seen Martins very small pink bit i would prefer to race for fun and to WIN. and who the F&^% wants a Gold Beetle..... Not me, id have to let him win if it meant taking that thing home.  ;D

Oh Russell as i said you do have a Gold and Black beetle so you are 1/2 way there. ;D
Martin Should Request the back up Burn Out King to Drive Russells Car you know what they say if you cant Find Em Grind Em  ;D ;D ;D

Dont know about that one as KS is a dam good driver well for his age. :D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 23, 2008, 21:56:36 pm
Boom Boom's the no burn out king , got into the 10's no burn out  8) . In his words, three years one gear box no burn out's sorted  :)


Yes and it a stock gear box to as the only things i put in my car is a roll cage and a hair dryer. :D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 23, 2008, 21:57:16 pm
How about the loser having to run up the strip naked afterwards?? :o

Kev you gay ?


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 23, 2008, 21:58:31 pm
I know hes a tit but dont realy want to see his arse as well  ;D

Why are you going to win this best of three then. ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Russell on July 23, 2008, 23:24:22 pm
Quote: Martin, Kev Are you gay ?

Martin, glad to see your not scared to come out !

Not really sure Kev's your type but hey ho any port in a storm, good luck to you both I hope you can have a nice relationship together.

Ps: You better brace yourself to be knocked back, as im sure hes a one man, man. Ask Wray  :-*


Title: Re: 123
Post by: Martin Greaves on July 25, 2008, 16:47:47 pm
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Well Russell looks to me you should have a word with your friends.

As one wants you to race for Pinks and the other wants to to run down the 1/4 naked.

Oh and as for being gay the only ass I'm going to see is your with the tail between you legs as you are walking off as the loser. ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: kev d on July 25, 2008, 19:00:31 pm
How about the loser having to run up the strip naked afterwards?? :o

Kev you gay ?

Wishfull thinking by you mate ;) but I`m not offended, you are only human after all ;D


Title: Re: Its Official Martin Boom Boom aka Goldenshower, I mean Goldenboy VRS. !!!
Post by: Rocket Ron on July 25, 2008, 20:59:39 pm
How about the loser having to run up the strip naked afterwards?? :o

Kev you gay ?

Wishfull thinking by you mate ;) but I`m not offended, you are only human after all ;D

Well you are a good looking lad  ;D


Title: Re: 123
Post by: Russell on August 10, 2008, 00:07:05 am
I now will not race Martin as i can not promise myself and the public to be safe, if i see him in front of me the horns will came out and i will ram the the useless tit off the track, so rather than spoil everyone elses fun, i will not go to DDD6 and will not race him, sorry.

To all my friends and supporters you are all correct, "why should i bother with him" will i have taken your advice and wont.


Title: Re: 123
Post by: Martin Greaves on August 11, 2008, 23:21:33 pm
Well Russell all i can say is you are a big CHICKEN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWbEYkYNT_Y