MANdatory guy stuff for home

[Dave Rosique]

I like it!!


~DR.

[Sarge]

While your at it.....

[ESH]

Quality!   

[team97]

While your at it.....

Sarge, Del and Chuck Worsham from NHRA Funny Car fame have one of those powered by a Blown Fuel KB (Keith Black) funny car engine. They usually fired it up when they won and at the end of the year in Pomona. It is insane!

[Sarge]

Quality!   

Word!

Sarge, Del and Chuck Worsham from NHRA Funny Car fame have one of those powered by a Blown Fuel KB (Keith Black) funny car engine. They usually fired it up when they won and at the end of the year in Pomona. It is insane!

I'd heard rumors....

[Rick Sadler]

While your at it.....

Was this the blender at Joselitto's ?

[Sarge]

Was this the blender at Joselitto's ?

Here's the "blender" at Joselitto's, Rick....

[Rick Sadler]

Was this the blender at Joselitto's ?

Here's the "blender" at Joselitto's, Rick....

That's Great! LMAO 

[John Rayburn]

 

Was this the blender at Joselitto's ?

Here's the "blender" at Joselitto's, Rick....

                                                        Wasn't that the manager at Sonic?                                      

[Sarge]

And most importantly.... the GIANT clicker   HANDS OFF, Suckaz!!!

[stealth67vw]

Any swine loving man needs to try this one...."The Bacon Explosion"

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

[Sarge]

Any swine loving man needs to try this one...."The Bacon Explosion"

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Most impressive, dude!

[Lee.C]

Any swine loving man needs to try this one...."The Bacon Explosion"

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Thats just plain WRONG!

[speedwell]

dave here's my old  67 bbq ...................... ...... ..... ..... ...... .......

fabs

[Dave Rosique]

dave here's my old  67 bbq ...................... ...... ..... ..... ...... .......

fabs

THAT is COOL!!!
(I bet a few guys would like to have that front clip )

~DR.

[Sarge]

dave here's my old  67 bbq ...................... ...... ..... ..... ...... .......

fabs

Better shave the turn signals, son

[speedwell]

dave here's my old  67 bbq ...................... ...... ..... ..... ...... .......

fabs

Better shave the turn signals, son

ok daddy 

[Black Sheep]

Keep the back yard tidy with your own mid life crisis sit on mower 

[Sarge]

Keep the back yard tidy with your own mid life crisis sit on mower 

Oh MAN.... I gotta have one of those!!

[Sarge]

 Because I'm a man.....

 

 

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling the AA is not an option.  I will win.
______________________________________________


Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at.  If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.'  We will then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of holy communion.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. 
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread.  I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.'  For all I
know, these are the same thing.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV.  If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....

_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about.  The true answer is always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex.  I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to.  Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day is okay;  I don't need to see it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie.  Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards..then I will
      certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine.  I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too.  Either pair of shoes is fine.  With the belt or without it,
looks fine.  Your hair is fine.  You look fine.  Can we just go now?   
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2009, I
will share equally in the housework.  You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.   


 
 

 

 

 

 

[Sarge]

How about a two beer hardhat for the mower.....

[Black Sheep]

Nah this is what you really need 

Your own trailer cool box for them beers to fuel you safety equipment 

[Black Sheep]

 

[Sarge]

Your own trailer cool box for them beers to fuel you safety equipment 

Yeah, but where's the BRM's.....   sheeeeeeesh

[Black Sheep]

little help here photochop some one please 

[speedwell]

little help here photochop some one please 

like this 

[speedwell]

better like this  ......................... ...... ..........

sorry bro you know the temptation 

[vwcab]

That's a good one Fabs. 

Funny guys   

[Black Sheep]

What you been smoking Fabs 

[Sarge]

  where's the love??