Top 10 funny jokes of 2012

[Lids]

    1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

    2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

    3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

    4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

    5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why."

    6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

    7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

    8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

    9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

    10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

[richie]

Lids " my car will be finished this year"   well thats not just for 2012 but the next 10 years

[speedwell]

Lids " my car will be finished this year"   well thats not just for 2012 but the next 10 years

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