bugnut68
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« on: August 20, 2015, 02:25:22 am » |
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Dig this power-packed lot of EMPI goodies! Everything included in one low price. For your EMPI Power-deprived daily driver, there's a genuine EMPI spinner knob for your steering wheel, so's you can toss a Richie or hang a Louie like a boss whilst you're out cruising the boulevard.
Bolt the famous globe logo'd license plate onto your front or rear plate so everyone will know that you're running true-blue, power-rules EMPI goods. Might be considered a free endorsement for Mr. Bug's imported Pacific Rim pot metal hot rod componentry but folks will know you're dyed-in-the-wool white-and-blue.
Spending too much time in the garage and neglecting that special lady or feller in your life? Included in this awesome balls-out package lot is a sweet '80s era yellow-and-blue package (NOS, as it's never been opened! It's okay to DROOL, you crazy vintage performance nuts!) heater hose couplings. Drill a hole in one and hang it from a necklace; this is a great look for the ladies, especially. They make great earrings, too, for those wanting to re-create the hideously ugly 1970s era of huge, gaudy jewelry.
Taking an off night from cruising but still feel like looking for action? The limited edition Johnny Lightning Inch Pincher New Beetle toy is just the thing. Sure, it'll lose whatever intrinsic value the moment you open the package, but imagine pushing that little flivver around on the living room carpet with your thumb and index finger, while blasting engine sounds through your lips. The carpet is your autobahn! And you have EMPI to thank for it!
Finally, a REALLY special bonus, added at no cost: a limited edition pin commemorating EMPI/Mr. Bug's 2002 VW Classic weekend open house event. This was during a short-lived era in which the company boned over its retail network by opening a retail outlet at its Anaheim, CA facility. This pin serves as a historical reminder of the time this VW performance industry giant bit their customer base by undercutting their own dealers with an on-site retail store, a moment that will be spoken of reverently by armchair economists for years to come.
All this can be yours for the low, low price of $30, shipped anywhere in the U.S. Will ship globally at the buyer's expense.
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