None of these are VW related since I didn't own one at the time.
Once sideswiped an oak tree with an Aerostar van after breaking up with a chick. Caved in the side from the passengers side door to the tail lights. Bad thing was, it was my friend's parents car and I didn't have a license at the time.
Friend was trying to cheer me up so he let me drive it and we decided to see how fast it would go on a dirt road. Lost control at about 90 in the sand, hit the brakes and slid sideways into the tree.
Same girl, different break up, I put a nice outline of my fist in the roof of a dodge omni. I have a knuckle that still doesn't work right from that little incidence.
More interesting thread would be doing stupid things in cars to impress girls.
--louis