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(HILL & COUNSELORS AT LAW) 06 BP 1409 AKPAKPA DODOMEY COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN. Dear Friend, Greetings to you & your Family.I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of ($1.2m) United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since then ,Then I went and deposited the Draft with Apess Courier Delievery Company ,Cotonou,Benin Republic, before I travelled out of the country for a short Course and i will not come back till end of next Month.What you have to do now is to contact the Apex Courier Delievery Company as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges.,The only money you will send to the Courier & Security Company to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($98) only being their Securit y Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, Do not be deceive by anybody to pay any other money except $98.00,I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the Apex Courier Delievery Company now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow. Apex Courier Delievery Company Benin Republic. E-mail: ( apexcourier_sev@yahoo.fr ) Registration Reference No; wwdsc/xxx/100 Code Number:xxxdcsc/6545 Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and Let me repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $98 for their immediate action.You should also Let me kno w through email as soon as you receive your Draft. Note. Apex courier delievery company do not know the contents of the parcel.I registered it as my photograph (pix) being sent to a friend overseas. They do not know that it contains a bank draft of such a huge amount of money.This is to avoid them tempering with the parkage. Do not let them know know the contents.i am waiting to hear the good news from you. Regards, Pastor John feu bless |
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ApeLatex
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 22:58:49 pm » |
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You're the lucky winner!!!!
My really good friends in South Africa have millions put aside for me!!
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 00:00:34 am » |
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Keith, I own Inch Pincher 2, and I'll give it to you free if you pay for the shipping up front. Send me the shipping money and I'll send you the car.
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Fastbrit
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 00:25:11 am » |
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Ya got a deal John!  McLovin, shall we go to Africa together to collect?  |
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 04:36:53 am » |
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Maybe you can get Zavala to write them a check?  |
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 04:50:30 am » |
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Ya got a deal John! McLovin, shall we go to Africa together to collect? I'll be turning my Type 2 into a submarine! All aboard! |
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 05:07:25 am » |
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Hello friend,
my name is Rick Z. and I'm here in Nigeria with a very important good news letter for you. If you are interested, I will wire you $1.987,654.32 to be deposited into one of your bank accounts. All that I need to to complete this transaction are the following things:
Full name.
Full address.
Home phone number.
Cell phone number.
Social Security number.
All bank account numbers.
V.I.N. information to all of your cars.
Hours that you're away from your home.
How many times you have bowel movements, grow a brown tail, uncoil rope, give birth, release sewer pickles, butt burritos, and septic salami(s).
Also note the frequency of how often you suffer from diarrhea, or deeper still; drop coffee, butt gravy and/or experience faucet ass.
Please provide all of the above mentioned information so we can expedite this and allow it to transpire. You won't regret it. I may contact you again, but only at select times with no prior warning. Furthermore, I may not hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Regards,
Rick Z.
Yeah, I just got this one in the mail... I'm goin' to DISNEYLAND! Honey... grab the phone and book the cruise! We've finally got a piece of the pie! WHOOOHOOO!
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 05:11:36 am » |
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Now that's the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. |
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John Bates
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 05:13:23 am » |
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I read it again and laughed so hard, beer came out of my nose.
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John Bates
JB Machining Services
1967 street bug 2020lbs w/driver
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2008, 05:16:28 am » |
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Fuckin' A Mark!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2008, 05:17:54 am » |
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John Bates
JB Machining Services
1967 street bug 2020lbs w/driver
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2008, 05:29:59 am » |
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That could be my new corporate logo!
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 05:46:52 am » |
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That could be my new corporate logo!
HAHAHAHA!!! |
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 05:49:40 am » |
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That could be my new corporate logo!
HAHAHAHA!!! New keyboard for Mark! |
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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 06:14:06 am » |
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I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a completely random picture of a stone keyboard with grass growing around it.
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 06:40:03 am » |
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Are those the headstones of your dear departed keyboards?
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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2008, 06:58:53 am » |
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Are those the headstones of your dear departed keyboards?
Damn, dude... you are on a roll, tonight. Touchè, Sir. That was a good call. |
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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 07:49:55 am » |
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Looks like me and Fastbrit are movin on up to the East Side baby!!!
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Rick Meredith
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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2008, 04:50:46 am » |
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Looks like me and Fastbrit are movin on up to the East Side baby!!!
to a deluxe apartment in sky-y-y-y |
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2008, 17:18:08 pm » |
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That's " DE - lux ".
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2008, 23:23:16 pm » |
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HAHA!!
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Fastbrit
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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2008, 23:35:05 pm » |
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Hey you, don't go dissin' my noo home, OK? You wan' me to pop a cap in your fat ass? |
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 09:23:43 am » |
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well they sent me the money !  |
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Best Regards
Russell
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John Rayburn
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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2008, 22:50:53 pm » |
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Hey you, don't go dissin' my noo home, OK? You wan' me to pop a cap in your fat ass? We're just picking on you because your black! |
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