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« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2008, 00:35:33 am » |
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2008, 15:46:56 pm » |
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2008, 18:17:43 pm » |
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That looks like the forestry service bus that drove through the Classic tearing up the asphalt a few years back.
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I also park at Nick's.
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« Reply #63 on: May 29, 2008, 09:26:16 am » |
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« Reply #64 on: May 29, 2008, 09:52:15 am » |
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« Reply #65 on: May 29, 2008, 13:02:58 pm » |
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I always had my suspicions about why some people are so infatuated with owning a ’67 Beetle... 12 volt electrics  |
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« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2008, 14:12:07 pm » |
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In the Autumn. I'm looking at all the page layouts now and writing the captions to nearly 300 photographs.  As for the picture below... Don't you just love red, white and blue Cal Lookers? And as for whose is the red one, well, wait and see... |
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« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2008, 14:41:30 pm » |
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Wow, that Jordan relationship with the car thing is a trifle kinky. He should at least consider stepping up to a stock width beam instead of that paltry one that's been narrowed 12" on each side, however. I mean... if you're gonna open the freak valve and let the freak flow, go full throttle.
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2008, 23:22:22 pm » |
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In the Autumn. I'm looking at all the page layouts now and writing the captions to nearly 300 photographs. As for the picture below... Don't you just love red, white and blue Cal Lookers? And as for whose is the red one, well, wait and see... Hmmmmm my guess is Mike Billings little beauty  But back on topic - this is a F^$KIN AWSOME bit of footage
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« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2008, 13:07:28 pm » |
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Sven was right.
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« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2008, 14:38:19 pm » |
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...But back on topic - this is a F^$KIN AWSOME bit of footage...
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« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2008, 14:59:44 pm » |
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...But back on topic - this is a F^$KIN AWSOME bit of footage...
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« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2008, 15:03:34 pm » |
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...But back on topic - this is a F^$KIN AWSOME bit of footage...
A bit small though! µ yeah that is what she said as well |
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« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2008, 15:04:09 pm » |
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...But back on topic - this is a F^$KIN AWSOME bit of footage...
A bit small though! Yeah but its given me some real inspiration - just wait and see and she said that too |
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« Reply #76 on: June 04, 2008, 13:14:55 pm » |
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Here's some restoration parts advertising gone wrong Catalog that arrived couple of weeks ago. |
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« Reply #77 on: June 04, 2008, 20:01:59 pm » |
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From what I see Mid America Motorworks is NEVER going to touch my split !!!
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Proud member of:
DVK ~ Der Vollgas Kreuzers
"The Full-Throttle Cruisers"
1951 medium brown splitwindow beetle (resto in progress)
1968 Cal-look(-a-like) (my daily driver)
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« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2008, 07:12:32 am » |
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From what I see Mid America Motorworks is NEVER going to touch my split !!!
HAHAHA!!! Yeah, why would someone want to change a 53 and earlier car to a later one by simply changing the interior. It's crazy, I tell ya! |
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« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2008, 21:26:42 pm » |
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Since it's so hot outside... this video outta cool things down a bit. McNew sent this me. Some funny stuff! Reminds me of the old Extreme Elimination show from Japan that was on the air around several years back. GOOD TIMES!
http://www.metacafe.com/w/162964/
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"You can only scramble an egg so many ways."
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« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2008, 23:02:32 pm » |
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Since it's so hot outside... this video outta cool things down a bit. McNew sent this me. Some funny stuff! Reminds me of the old Extreme Elimination show from Japan that was on the air around several years back. GOOD TIMES!
http://www.metacafe.com/w/162964/
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« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2008, 23:16:03 pm » |
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Pretty Funny... do you ever watch MXC on Spike? Yep! That's what Extreme Elimination changed it's name to.
Here is some car related good stuff:
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« Reply #82 on: June 21, 2008, 08:23:56 am » |
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Simple Home Cures:
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES=A0IN YOUR HOUSE ABOUT LIFTING THE
TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR
A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE TOO SCARED TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT
TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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« Reply #83 on: June 21, 2008, 18:23:53 pm » |
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Simple Home Cures:
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES=A0IN YOUR HOUSE ABOUT LIFTING THE
TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR
A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE TOO SCARED TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT
TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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Rick Meredith
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« Reply #84 on: June 21, 2008, 18:43:35 pm » |
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« Reply #85 on: June 22, 2008, 01:50:51 am » |
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Simple Home Cures:
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES=A0IN YOUR HOUSE ABOUT LIFTING THE
TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR
A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE TOO SCARED TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT
TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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« Reply #86 on: June 24, 2008, 14:46:29 pm » |
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An old blond joke... but for those that haven't heard/seen it:
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The
blond driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps
out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men,
unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blond from the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blond. "Those are my
emergency flashers."
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« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2008, 05:31:22 am » |
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Fire away and have fun. It's okay to miss, every now & then... kinda funny. http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa-1.html |
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« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2008, 21:06:53 pm » |
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This may possibly offend some people, so don't click on it if you're of that nature.
http://www.tardhard.com/main.html
Don't know if it's real, or not. Whatever the case is... people are getting desperate for comedy, these days. Don't forget to click on the tabs at the bottom of the site for sound effects. If customers are willing to pay the high prices for the stuff, I guess they deserve it. Some messed up marketing, nonetheless.
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« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2008, 21:39:57 pm » |
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A mate sent this to me , got to be a fake
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Stick with what you know works .
13.03 @ 98mph
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