I'd be breaking out the Chimay right now, and while your at it, don't you have female colleagues wandering around to savagely rape?
All this because I actually know one of the guys who's working on this. Used to be a colleague at my work. And I assure you if you would have known him you'd be lazarus as we speak, without a doubt. The guy had serious issues, a bit of a mad scientist type. Got fired after 3 months of screwing up big multi-million deals. Most of us were actually a little bit afraid of him.
It is also said that the director is called S. Merlot, black, hairy with yellowish eyes, lives on catnip.
Ready to launch a black hole !!