Carlos' New Job

[Sarge]

Carlos goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville ,  Florida , and sees a card advertising for a
 Gynecologist's Assistant.
 
 Interested, he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me  some more details?' he asks the clerk.
 
 The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails
 getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.  You have to
 help them out of their underwear, lay them down and
 carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
 foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
 oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's
 examination.
 
 There's an annual salary of $67,000, but you're
 going to have to go to Oxford ,  Mississippi . That's
 
 about 620 miles from here.'
 
 'Oh, is that where the job is?'
 
 'No sir - that's where the end of the line is right
 now.' 

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