Someone needs to build stock Bug but with the Ronal teddy bear wheels. Then, install a full race transmission and engine that's quicker than any other Cal Looker. But said engine would have chrome cooling tin (wow, there's an oxymoron), neon plug wires, one of those sporty pink-clear distributor caps, and make everything else in the engine bay gawdy with more chrome and neon than anything else on the road.
[Butthead's voice]Huh, huh, huh... that would like... pretty cool & stuff.[/Butthead's voice]
I'll leave that to you then Fred!