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Sarge
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« on: February 09, 2009, 16:59:17 pm »

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil some eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt in which she normally slept. 

As I walked in wearing only my tank top almost awake, she turned and said softly to me, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, either I am still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day, however, not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said thanks and returned to the stove, her T-shirt around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked "what was that all about?"

She explained... "the egg timer's broken."

 Shocked  Roll Eyes  Cheesy

 

 
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 18:52:50 pm »

good one.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 19:07:31 pm »

I read the first line ,I looked at your avatar ,I remembered a picture of you and I thought : do I really want to read this? Grin

Good one Sarge Grin
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Keep smiling...


« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 19:16:05 pm »

Why you!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Right, this could be war! Cool
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 19:27:40 pm »

Thank god for you Sarge!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 19:41:11 pm »


Thank god for you Sarge!!


sssssshhhh...quiet!!!  we don't want anyone getting the wrong idea here; it's a rough crowd Wink
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 20:21:39 pm »

Where's the love... Ha!
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 20:27:09 pm »

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 22:19:45 pm »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 22:21:04 pm »

HAHA....I knew that you would be all over that one Keith
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 22:55:26 pm »

sigh..... Roll Eyes Grin

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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2009, 03:27:44 am »

I'm going to give this thread my Best Thread Of The Day award.

Funny.
Compelling.
Profound.
International flavour(sic).

 Grin
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2009, 09:27:19 am »


International flavour(sic).

 Grin

Nice touch, El Freddo! Wink
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 01:31:15 am »

Nice touch, El Freddo! Wink

Oh, good... you caught that. It's intent reached it's location, hence this mission is terminated, such as it were.
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 05:24:54 am »

Carry on......
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