She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil some eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt in which she normally slept.
As I walked in wearing only my tank top almost awake, she turned and said softly to me, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, either I am still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day, however, not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said thanks and returned to the stove, her T-shirt around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked "what was that all about?"
She explained... "the egg timer's broken."