Caption Contest

[Rick Meredith]

I'm thinking we have some pretty creative ppl on here and we can have some fun with this.

No prizes just honor, glory and the chance to make your fellow Loungers ROFL!

So give us your best caption to THIS;

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[Speed-Randy]

KS thinking to himself "Randy was right, FUCK THE CLASSIC"

[Wünderwolff]

Really officer, I swear, they have opened up the cross atlantic tunnel yesterday and I just took a wrong turn.

[Hecker]

I know -- I'm doing something wrong , wanna see my PASSPORT??
Or do you want my autograph??

[Hecker]

Motor Cop : Welcome to Irvine - Now go Home !!





Not my personal comment, sorry Keith, but what was the outcome???

[Dave Rosique]

 Sir, I already told you my name is Officer Richard Cabeza... now what is so funny about that?

 

[Black Sheep]

KS ... I guess the dougnut I did in the road wasn't the kind you guy's go for .

[jick]

Officer Zavala here, and I have the authority to impound this blue car with or without prior notice.

[Lids]

Haven't I seen you on the TV?

Your Frank 'Ponch' Poncherello right?

[Rick Meredith]

Keith didn't realize that living the Cal-Look dream by driving his car through Orange County included be harassed by an Orange County cop for speeding, headlights too low, no front license plate, illegal headlights, modified exhaust, false rear license, no smog equipment...

Those of us who were there "in the day" know that tickets were just as much a part of the scene as spanking V8s 

[javabug]

My uncle?  Bob who?  I don't know what you're talking about, sir.  License and registration, please. 

[Jason Foster]

  Officer:
       Aren't you the one they call Kees?

  Keith:
       Oh GEEEEEEEZZZZZZ

[Rennsurfer]

Sir, I already told you my name is Officer Richard Cabeza... now what is so funny about that?

Officer Zavala here, and I have the authority to impound this blue car with or without prior notice.

It's a tie... those two are friggin' HILARIOUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Rick Meredith]

Pardon me officer... I'm lost.

I'm trying to find "The Blue Oyster"

Could you give me directions or maybe I could just follow you

 

[Rick Meredith]

My name, officer?

Kei... It's Russell actually... Russell Ritchie from Scotland

[Fastbrit]

You guys!

[Rick Sadler]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

[Rick Meredith]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

ohh that's GOOD!

Thanks for the laugh Rick

[.]

What do you mean there is a mandatory roadside U.S. Customs vehicle inspection that costs $1,500 !?!
 

[Fastbrit]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

Hey Sadler, I'm buying all parts from the guys on Orangethorpe from now...

 

[Speed-Randy]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

Yer killin me Rick. Thats funny

[John Rayburn]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

Hey Sadler, I'm buying all parts from the guys on Orangethorpe from now...

 

                                            Those would be the people using my car, Bomgaars, and Gaskey's cars in their new ad, without permission.

[Rick Meredith]

Police Officer: Keith...We're putting the band back together. The Indian and Construction Worker are in that parking lot over there.

Keith: Thats great! Thank God I always carry an extra Sailor Suit wherever I go!

Hey Sadler, I'm buying all parts from the guys on Orangethorpe from now...

 

                                            Those would be the people using my car, Bomgaars, and Gaskey's cars in their new ad, without permission.

The Nerve! 

[ian c]

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."

"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

[ian c]

"It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your speed , I'll let you go."

"My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

[ian c]

"Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

[ian c]

things NOT to say .


• On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

• You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

• Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

• How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

• I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

• Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

• Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

• Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

• I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

• You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

• I was trying to keep up with traffic.

• You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

• "Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

• Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

• Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

• I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

• So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

• Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

• Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

• Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

• When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the camcorder.

• Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

[ian c]

"reason for not having a california state drivers license ?"
"i'm on vacation from england"
"you have a job in england?"
"I do . i'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What you say, BOY?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What does a rectum stretcher do?"
"People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more and then one whole hand, then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."
"What the heck do you do with a six foot @$$hole?"
"You give it a uniform and a motorbike with sirens on it"

[ian c]

"YOU'RE DRUNK!"
"Thank God for that !!   I thought the steering had gone."

[speedwell]

"reason for not having a california state drivers license ?"
"i'm on vacation from england"
"you have a job in england?"
"I do . i'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What you say, BOY?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What does a rectum stretcher do?"
"People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more and then one whole hand, then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."
"What the heck do you do with a six foot @$$hole?"
"You give it a uniform and a motorbike with sirens on it"